Does anyone know if they are open to suggestions?
Anyways, as a new mom, I've learned many new skills. Because some of these skills take a lot of practice AND cause me to break a sweat, I feel that it is only fair that they be classified as a sport.
And since they are a sport, they should be a part of the Olympics. I mean if
* No disrespect meant to table tennis players*
So, do you want to know what my new 'sports' are?
Drum roll please!
Sport 1: Diaper Changing of a mobile child
Sport 2: Snot sucking of a mobile child
Winners would be determined by whoever completes them the fastest and with the most accuracy.
All babies used in the contests will be required to be very mobile and very active - over the age of nine months.
Disclaimer: No babies will be harmed in the participation of these sports.
So what do you think?
I'm just warning you that I am a master at both sports, and I fully plan to take gold in both events.
London 2012 here I come!